Modern Warfare/Call of Duty

Okay, okay, I lied about the time gap but what do you want it's only blogger after all. but back to that reviewing thing I said I'd do.

The Call of Duty series has been a pincushion in my penis for a while now but of the most obnoxious of all of those I found to be the Modern Warfare series. Now while I never played C.O.D 4 (yes, see the dots, it should be pronounced 'See Oh Dee') I have heard from several RELIABLE sources (reliable in all emphasis) that it was pretty good, the single player anyway, since a competitive multiplayer in these kind of FPS will always be boring, repetitive, frustrating, unbalanced, samey grind-boxes and uttering that sentence doesn't sound enjoyable does it?

But back when M.W.2 (yes, Emm Double-you Too) was fresh from the market and people were raving about it, it piqued my curiosity enough to pick up the buggering thing to play it. Now I first went into it in the mindset of  "surely this has to have a really good single player right?" and two hours later I stood up again and said "what a fucking waste of time". Yes this was shit, the single player was a very short, very samey , very boring time sink where I hid behind pillars popping out and shooting Russians and police officers. that was the extent of the enemies in the game! So after some nagging and a broken controller me and my 'friend' played a match together and this was where I learned that the community were complete and total toss-pots only content to 'quick-scope' and 'trick-shot' and would rag on for hours about how I didn't manage to exceed their excellence when jumping off a ten story building spinning around and blindly firing my bloody sniper rifle of all things at their heads and their total mind numbing powers of ignorance when they told me they not only got that right but that they get it right every single fucking time (I don't even know how to grammar check that sentence! - Tom).

As the obvious man said to the manager of the manure facility: 'This is bullshit!' how is anyone supposed to stay entertained throughout all of this? I've heard M.W.3 is the same but better and if that's so then I refuse to put up with it any longer! I will allow one more game to sum up the plot but that's it! we cannot allow this crap to continue any longer. Why? Because it's boring! If all we're going to do is release update packs with no bloody innovation for years on end then what's the fucking point? The community of the Modern warfare are total dipshits. tell you what infinity ward, we'll put you in a game with the world's 'best' trick-shotters and see how long you last out. then they might finally realize the fucking monstrosity that this game is!

Please can people with brains reply to the halfwits that argue with this review with: "No it isn't blah you suck blah i am amazing at the game blah it's just cause you suck..."

Incredibly Bloody Annoyed- 100% Cynicality